Notes From The Back Porch- Halloween Extended Edition

Notes From The Back Porch-Halloween Extended Edition

1. UK fans. I know you’re mad about last night at MSU. But relax. Every team has a night where their team looks God awful. It happens. MSU is the rat poison for UK. We will look much better next Saturday.

2. Ole Miss fans. You are a shell of yourself right now. Injuries everywhere. Corral is really banged up. The offense doesn’t have the early season pop. If they can get right, they are still really good.

3. Georgia fans. Y’all are unbelievable right now. Kudos. Enjoy it.

4. Auburn fans. I apologize. I’ve overlooked you. You have a nice team. May have the SEC coach of the year too. Congratulations.

5. Vanderbilt fans. Bless your heart. You guys are doing everything you can to be competitive in the SEC shark tank. You have my respect.

6. Tennessee fans. You finally have a legit P5 coach. Your offense is fun and creative. Defense is improving. But depth is the issue right now. Understandable.

7. Alabama fans. As always y’all have a nice team. But I wonder if this years squad stands up to the Dawgs. Right now I just don’t know. But we will see y’all play twice.

8. South Carolina fans. Shane Beamer has brought hope back to you. But you might want to watch. If Virginia Tech’s job opens, they’d love to have Beamer Ball again in Blacksburg. I was just there. I know.

9. Miss State fans. Congratulations on the win. You earned it. You were better. You are the Cats rat poison. I like Mike Leach too.

10. Missouri fans. You survived a rebuilding Vandy squad. You’ll be in a bowl at 6-6. Let it go.

11. LSU fans. Hold on. Your times a coming. Your head coach will come from these five. Mel Tucker, Lane Kiffin, James Franklin, Billy Napier, or Bill O Brien.

12. Texas A&M. If y’all would have played earlier in the season like you are now, the SEC could have had 3 teams in the CFP race.

13. Arkansas fans. You are certainly on the right path. Sam Pittman is a terrific coach. The talent pool is rising. You have a lot going for you. It just takes time.

14. Florida fans. It’s bad in the Swamp. Your coaches are in the soup. You can’t decide who is QB1. Your defense is like Swiss cheese. Holes everywhere.

Thought- SEC fans. Just remember. It could be worse. We could be trying to form an alliances with the other power 5 conferences to attack the SEC from the north and west.